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Custom Insulated Water Bottle

Custom insulated water bottle personalized with the saying "I told you I'd be ready five minutes, stop calling every half hour"

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Insulated Steel Bottle
Custom insulated water bottle personalized with the saying "I told you I'd be ready five minutes, stop calling every half hour"
  • Capacity is 17 oz.
  • Features thick superior grade 18/8 stainless steel and is BPA free
  • Double-wall vacuum insulation to keep cold up to 24 hours and hot up to 12 hours
  • Cupholder friendly and condensation free
  • Hand wash recommended
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Start with this personalized with the saying "I told you I'd be ready five minutes, stop calling every half hour" or design your one that expresses exactly what you want to say. Buy a drink bottle and add any message. Our 18/8 stainless steel 17oz bottle with double-wall vacuum insulation will keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold. Order from 1 to 1000, no minimums! Wish your drink bottle could be more personal? Browse our custom 17oz insulated steel bottle options to find unique designs and styles so you can create a unique gift for someone. Our drink bottle makes the perfect gift for a special someone in your life. It's a gift that will be seen every day.

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