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Custom license plate personalized with steel industrial pattern and the saying "My biggest fear, when I die my wife will sell my tools for what I told her I paid for them"

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Custom license plate personalized with steel industrial pattern and the saying "My biggest fear, when I die my wife will sell my tools for what I told her I paid for them"
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